Two Men Talk On The Internet

"So who's a cunt?"

"I'll tell you who. That Archbishop Desmond Tutu. He's a right cunt."

"Well of course, that goes without saying. So who else is a cunt?"

"That the Dalai Lama. He's an awful cunt."

"He certainly is. So who else is a cunt?"

"I'll tell you who was a cunt. That Leonardo da Vinci. A terrible cunt."

"Without question. So who else is a cunt?"

"Robbie Williams."

"No, you're wrong there. He's fucking brilliant."